Tonight’s episode opens with Bachie driving his HYUNDAI to pick up Helena and spruiks the shit outta this thing. Like, they’re just not even being subtle anymore. They arrive at a nondescript field to find a wooden timeline board where Bachie reveals that they will be mapping out their future milestones together. Bachie’s excited for… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 12
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Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 11
Tonight’s episode opens with the girls gushing over a large box in the lounge room. Some of the girls suggest it could be a puppy and THERE’S NO AIR HOLES, SO IT CAN’T BE A PUPPY, GOSH. They open the box to find heaps of baby shower paraphernalia and give each other mad side eye… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 11
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 10
Tonight’s episode opens with the girls gushing over how many of Bachie’s girlfriends have gone home. Osher arrives and leaves a date card, which says Mary, Abbie, Helena, Ellie and Emma will be joining Bachie on some sort of potential tightrope situation and the girls are going on about how much fun it will be… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 10
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 9
Tonight’s episode opens with the ladies casually lounging around the house in full hair and makeup. Osher arrives and tells them they need to be pulled out of their comfort zone and I just don’t know that anyone’s comfort zone includes a nationally broadcast dating show, but continue. Osher reveals the theme for this week… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 9
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 8
Tonight’s episode opens with Kristen talking about how excited she is to have a single date with Bachie and I just didn’t know that this could happen without Osher allowing it. Bachie arrives in a canoe and tells her they’ll be canoe-daling (ey eyyy?! See what I did there!). Channel 10 played oriental music in… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 8
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 7
Tonight’s episode opens with Sogand and Helena unpacking for what is surely the millionth time the Monique issue and how she was asked to leave by Bachie after Abbie told him Monique called him a chow chow. Sogand makes the outrageous claim that Abbie probably did it on purpose and boy George, I think she’s… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 7
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 6
Tonight, we open with a Bachie montage in nature where he ponders Brexit and climate change, but mostly if Monique called him a cocker spaniel. Bachie says he’s decided (read: the stern producers decided) to invite Abbie and Monique on a not-at-all awkward group date with a few of the other gal pals. Bachie reveals… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 6
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 5
Tonight’s episode opens with the girls debriefing about Abbie kissing their communal boyfriend at the cocktail party which is apparently a hard no in girl code. Osher appears and tells the girls Bachie wants to take them away from their hard lives in the big mansion to another big mansion. The girls are excited because… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 5
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 4
Tonight’s episode opens with Monique not looking remotely posed standing in nature lamenting her love journey, admitting that she hasn’t had many first dates at all. She then says she doesn’t usually kiss on the first date, which makes sense because she apparently doesn’t have first dates. Bachie pulls up in a Ferrari and tells… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 4
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 3
The girls are chilling out in their mansion in affluent Sydney and Abbie just looks like at home in her Canadian Tuxedo and somewhere in the world, JT and Britney feel whole again. Vakoo announces that she missed out on the last cocktail party because she was sick but we all know because of my… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 3