Tonight’s episode opens with Bangie talking about taking Jackson on a single date and I’m confused because Osher didn’t announce the single date and I NEED OSHER. They’re walking along a beach and are then picked up on a helicopter by TOUCHDOWN HELICOPTERS, which just makes my dating life seem povo AF. Bangie talks about… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 5, Episode 3
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The Bachelorette Recap: Season 5, Episode 2
Tonight’s episode opens with Bachie-Angie (Bangie??) in a Mustang looking bougey AF which is a far cry from the piece of tin I Fred-Flinstone around Melbourne. She’s talking about how Carlin gives her the feels and there’s a recap of the song he sang for her and I don’t know why it was used as… Continue reading The Bachelorette Recap: Season 5, Episode 2
The Bachelorette Recap: Season 5, Episode 1
There’s an opening montage of Angie watching The Bachelorette from her time on Gogglebox judging people and her talking about her new journey to find love. Angie’s Dad says he doesn’t want her to end up with someone from NSW because they can’t play State of Origin…except that they’ve won for the last two years,… Continue reading The Bachelorette Recap: Season 5, Episode 1
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 14
Tonight’s episode opens with shirtless Bachie talking about how excited he is for hometown week which is a total lie, because no one in the history of the world has ever been excited to meet the in-laws. Ever. First up is Abbie’s hometown in Brisbane. Bachie says he’s stoked to be in Brisbane and we’ve hit… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 14
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 12
Tonight’s episode opens with Bachie driving his HYUNDAI to pick up Helena and spruiks the shit outta this thing. Like, they’re just not even being subtle anymore. They arrive at a nondescript field to find a wooden timeline board where Bachie reveals that they will be mapping out their future milestones together. Bachie’s excited for… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 12
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 11
Tonight’s episode opens with the girls gushing over a large box in the lounge room. Some of the girls suggest it could be a puppy and THERE’S NO AIR HOLES, SO IT CAN’T BE A PUPPY, GOSH. They open the box to find heaps of baby shower paraphernalia and give each other mad side eye… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 11
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 10
Tonight’s episode opens with the girls gushing over how many of Bachie’s girlfriends have gone home. Osher arrives and leaves a date card, which says Mary, Abbie, Helena, Ellie and Emma will be joining Bachie on some sort of potential tightrope situation and the girls are going on about how much fun it will be… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 10
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 9
Tonight’s episode opens with the ladies casually lounging around the house in full hair and makeup. Osher arrives and tells them they need to be pulled out of their comfort zone and I just don’t know that anyone’s comfort zone includes a nationally broadcast dating show, but continue. Osher reveals the theme for this week… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 9
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 8
Tonight’s episode opens with Kristen talking about how excited she is to have a single date with Bachie and I just didn’t know that this could happen without Osher allowing it. Bachie arrives in a canoe and tells her they’ll be canoe-daling (ey eyyy?! See what I did there!). Channel 10 played oriental music in… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 8
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 7
Tonight’s episode opens with Sogand and Helena unpacking for what is surely the millionth time the Monique issue and how she was asked to leave by Bachie after Abbie told him Monique called him a chow chow. Sogand makes the outrageous claim that Abbie probably did it on purpose and boy George, I think she’s… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 7
