Tonight, we open with a Bachie montage in nature where he ponders Brexit and climate change, but mostly if Monique called him a cocker spaniel. Bachie says he’s decided (read: the stern producers decided) to invite Abbie and Monique on a not-at-all awkward group date with a few of the other gal pals. Bachie reveals… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 6
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Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 5
Tonight’s episode opens with the girls debriefing about Abbie kissing their communal boyfriend at the cocktail party which is apparently a hard no in girl code. Osher appears and tells the girls Bachie wants to take them away from their hard lives in the big mansion to another big mansion. The girls are excited because… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 5
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 4
Tonight’s episode opens with Monique not looking remotely posed standing in nature lamenting her love journey, admitting that she hasn’t had many first dates at all. She then says she doesn’t usually kiss on the first date, which makes sense because she apparently doesn’t have first dates. Bachie pulls up in a Ferrari and tells… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 4
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 3
The girls are chilling out in their mansion in affluent Sydney and Abbie just looks like at home in her Canadian Tuxedo and somewhere in the world, JT and Britney feel whole again. Vakoo announces that she missed out on the last cocktail party because she was sick but we all know because of my… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 3
Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 2
Well, I hope you’ve all settled from the excitement of the premiere of Bachie. I, for one, could not feel more for non-descript blondes 1 and 2 for their early departure, but alas, we must move forward. The girls are lounging around casually in full hair and make-up, anticipating a single date card. Osher arrives with… Continue reading Bachie Recap – Season 7 Episode 2
Bachie recap – Season 7 Episode 1
All around Australia, boxes of wine were cracked open in anticipation of the season opening. In Bachie’s opening montage, he talked about him being a ‘man of science’ while he put on his science glasses - and thank god he did because I was starting to see right through it until then. There were lots… Continue reading Bachie recap – Season 7 Episode 1
Bachie Recap: Captain Romy and Tenille
Last night Osher announced there would be three new contenders entering the Bachie mansion and all the girls seemed #shookt even though I'm pretty sure this has happened on every season of The Bachelor ever...? Badgie went on to talk about his incredible poker face and I'm not saying it was terrible, but don't quit… Continue reading Bachie Recap: Captain Romy and Tenille
Bachie Recap: Product Placement and Bachette Displacement
Rhiannon, who has apparently been there the whole time, but I feel like snuck in sometime between the first cocktail party and diary-gate, had a one-on-one date with Badgie. They went on a hot air balloon ride, which Badgie reckons broke his bank account and I think I could hear every producer on the show… Continue reading Bachie Recap: Product Placement and Bachette Displacement
Bachie Recap: Cass’s Badgie Blinkers
Well, another episode of Bachie down Badgie is nearly getting his girlfriends down to a solid dozen. Well done. Badgie and Sophie had a single date and he interrogated her as to why she has not yet opened up to him even though this is the first time they were alone together since she got… Continue reading Bachie Recap: Cass’s Badgie Blinkers
Bachie Recap: Unknown girl has mass sass
Well, there was less Osher on screen that I would personally like and a ridiculous game involving arrows and jail and I'm not quite sure why they needed Allianz Stadium for this. Cat got some one-on-one time with Badgie after winning best and fairest and I'm still laughing. At the cocktail party, there were lots… Continue reading Bachie Recap: Unknown girl has mass sass
